He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) (via willdailey)
Source: willdailey
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill
Dorothy: “How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?”
Scarecrow: “I don’t know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don’t they?”
(via kelllybutton)
Source: mccalldana
Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Alice in Wonderland


